BEWARE THE SLENDER MAN. HE COMES FORYoU. Do yoU DaRe sEARCH?Do you ever wonder what might go in the night while you are not watching when you cannot watch tHe end Do you not dare to find truth where there is only fiction or fiction where there is only trutH?
Show me nomore, wanderer, for I see nothing else. The lights are going out and I fear WHere I shall be taken from here. he comes for me in the night and I cannot find heim anymore.
EDIT FROM SAQUARRY: Uh, I don't remember writing this review, but I'll keep it up. Sometimes I write when I'm kind of tired. I'll check out some of this stuff and keep this up for a little bit while I try to find out if I was the one to write this or if somebody hacked my account.
Eidt: Dont adjst for mey. Insted. My Friend. Ill see too you.
EDIT #2 FROM SAQUARRY: Okay, not sure why this review has been going around my webpage, but I did a little research on this "Slender Man" fellow and I found that he's only an urban legend created at the forums of Something Awful. So, yeah... not sure why somebody's trying to screw around with me.
Anyway, you can find some stuff about him (as well as other fake scary stories) here.
But I guess what I want you all to know is that this is probably some big crazy hoax and you shouldn't worry about me. Nope... not ever again.
never!!!!!!!! he will never take me!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyes i will. Im coming for you next. for i know where you live. i know where every one lives. but if you give me 20 dollars. i will let you go for NOW.
Deletei shall come for you cause i know where you live and where your mama and ill beat u both up i will let u go if u get me a date with shakira and u give me 9000 dollas in cash !!!!! :)
DeleteHOLY CRAP!!! ITS Slender Man!!!!!!!!! BETTER TELL STAN! WHO LIVES ON 2844 Rock Ford Lane IN Tremont,IL..... O CRAP SLENDER MANS FOUND ME!! IM A GONER!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKayla!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where is he holding you i will find you and help you escape! slender man you have been warned! die!
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Huh... seems like Slender Man commented on my blog with a well-known meme without proper capitalization or punctuation. And... uh... people seem to be roleplaying on my very serious two year old review. Not sure how to take any of this... so instead I'll back away slowly and concentrate on basically anything else.
ReplyDeleteYOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE ME!!!! I HAVE NEVER HAD ANY SCHOOLING!!!!!!! I'M A FAIRY FROM 600BC!!!
ReplyDeleteHe will find you soon!! He found my friend Kayla! Have fun staying away from him. But hey Anonymous, Kayla is back!! :)
ReplyDeleteSTAN THE ADDRESSES THAT KAYLA GAVE ME IS fake!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Stan and Anonymous!!Im back!!!1 I know how to stay away from him!! :)
ReplyDeleteI KNOW THAT YOU LIVE IN Willimantic, CT, United States YOU CANT ESCAPE ME NOW
ReplyDeleteO now have fun Saquarry!! He knows where you live! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is happening here!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo... uh... "Slender Man," is it? Why are you using a computer? Do you own a computer? Did you go into a Staples or something and say, "I'd very much like this computer so I can type badly written messages on random blogs about me?" Because I think that would be utterly ridiculous. And why do you have to let me know that you can read something that is incredibly apparent? I think you're better suited for skulking near a dumpster or a tree or something rather than speaking to me with terrible punctuation.
ReplyDeleteIM GONNA GET YOU. WHY DOnT YOU TAKE A PEEK
Deleteout your window ?
I DONT NEED NO "PUNCTUATION" AND I WENT IN A DISGUISE AND JUST ASKED FOR A COMPUTER! GOT A PROBLEM?! I GUESS YOU DO!! YOU ARE NEXT ON MY LIST TRUST ME I WAS JUST OUT SIDE YOUR WINDOW! THE SLENDER MAN THAT JUST REPLIED TO YOU IS ME JUST A DIFFERENT WEBSITE!!
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ReplyDeletehow dare you desecrate my conversation. go to hell!
ReplyDeletehahahah how dare you mess with my friends! now u will recieve the wrath of me!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave you wondered why Saquarry hasn't commented in a while... it is because he is dead! mahhaha!
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